Synopsis: In Texas, years before the events of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, in the early days of the infamous Sawyer family, the youngest child is sentenced to a mental hospital after a suspicious incident leaves the sheriff’s daughter dead. Ten years later, he kidnaps a young nurse and escapes with three other inmates. Pursued […]
Hey there. You know me. I’m that guy that’s usually put into the position to defend these remake/sequel/prequel/premaquel/reboot/whateverthefuckyouwannacallits. Hell, I lost fake friends over The Thing. I can handle differing opinions just fine, and everyone is entitled to their own, but hyperbole, cockriding, and the opposite, I cannot abide. I can understand someone not liking […]
The tag-line on the cover of the blu-ray for the latest Roger Corman produce SyFy Chanel sanctioned crap-fest DINOSHARK, states: “Fear What’s Just Below the Surface”. This could be clever if something actually were below the surface, and I don’t just mean the physical ground/water that is obviously being reference here. No, I speak of […]