Staunton Hill follows a group of young friends hitchhiking their way to a rally in D.C., but when their paths cross with an all too eager to help stranger, their lives take a horrible turn. Their journey to the home of the Stauntons, a crazed redneck family who’s involved in a very grisly, and blood soaked trade.
The storyline itself is your basic cookie cutter Texas Chainsaw Massacre type deal. You have it all from the racist gas station owner, the mysterious stranger who just wants to lend a helping hand, the abandoned farmhouse, and your over the top religious crazed hillbillies, one of which who happens to be retarded to some degree. The film takes a very long time to get anywhere. The buildup seems like it will go on forever, which caused me to lose interest quite a few times along the way. The directors attempts to show you bonds and relationships between the main characters falls short, and most of the time seemed like needless filler, only there to extend the films length.
Now the movie’s only high point its beautiful special effects make up. The gore in this film is amazing, and stays true to the old school latex and buckets of blood formula that I will always love. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, no CGI gore to be found in this flick, just good old get your hands dirty make up.
But in the end, the gore isn’t enough to save this movie. I have to say, going in, I had high hopes for this flick, as a very big fan of George’s I was hoping to see his son breathe new life into the namesake. Let’s hope his next film is better than this ultimately weak attempt at a movie that’s been way over done since the success of rob zombie’s House of 1000 corpses.
2/5 – Ritualistic