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So You Think You Can Dance: 5 Awesome Dance Scenes From Horror Movies
I love horror films. I love watching people getting sliced and diced by a slasher, devoured by the undead, ripped apart by Rawhead Rex… I love it all. But sometimes I just wanna watch people dance. Dirty Dancing? That’s my shit. Fame? You know it! Every once in a while, though, certain horror films catch lightening in a bottle by including an EPIC dance scene. And today, I am gonna bring you five of the best!
5) Tanya Robertson in Sleepwalkers
File this one under “Cute as Hell”. I always thought Madchen Amick was completely adorable, and it kind of saddens me that she never really became a bigger starlet in our beloved horror genre. Watch her cut a rug here in the theater lobby while jamming to a pretty awful cover of “Do You Love Me?”
Here’s the whole scene in all its glory:
4) Jimmy Mortimer in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Poor old Jimmy. File this one under “WHAT?” Crispin Glover’s got some serious moves. I’m not really sure what the hell he’s doing, but it works. There aint no way that wouldn’t turn a lady on. I’d throw my back out.
Here’s an epic loop of this magic moment forever etched in Friday the 13th history:
3) Jesse Walsh in A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge
File this under “SHIT YEAH!” I got caught dancing my ass off in my bedroom more times than I can count when I was a teenager. And it was NEVER when I was excelling at it, but ALWAYS when I looked absolutely ridiculous, or doing something kinda pervyish. I feel your pain, Jesse. I really do.
How do you like that, Dad!?
And here’s the video, because I know you want and need this right now:
2) Angela in Night of the Demons
File this under “Kinda badass and COMPLETELY HOT!” Angela is one of those goth girls I would have been in love with in high school, but would have been way too chicken shit to talk to. And I guess that’s a good thing, because getting invited to her Halloween party and being turned into a demon would most likely suck. But maybe not so bad if she blessed me with this dance scene first.
1) Holly Waits in Troll 2
File this under “The best 30 seconds of your entire life”. This wins the internet for as long as the internet exists. The only downside to this gold is that it’s not 10 minutes longer.
I want to be buried with this video, after living a long happy life of being married to it:
Dude is straight up going nuts! Dancing With the Stars aint got shit on this!
There’s plenty more where this came from. Keep your eyes peeled for a sequel.
-Brobocop Entering Sleep Mode