Reviews

The Dead Next Door (1989)

In The Dead Next Door the world has become over ran with zombies, in response the government has created a elite squad with one mission and one mission only to eliminate the zombie menace. And at the same time defending themselves against a cult of zombie sympathizers that believe that its god’s will that zombies […]

Ed Gein : The Butcher of Plainfield (2007)

In Ed Gein : The Butcher of Plainfield the horror icon Kane Hodder takes the role of one of the most infamous serial killers in American history. A man who is the basis for such legendary cinema madmen as Norman Bates, Buffalo Bill, and let’s not forget Leatherface. Gein a real life serial killer who […]

Hanger (2009)

Ryan Nicholson’s films are some of the most polarizing experiences in motion picture that I’ve ever seen. For some, they’re cinematic gold, taking us back in time to the sleazy 80s. For others, they’re annoying, and disgusting. I fall into the former category. While I admit, the first time I saw Live Feed, it didn’t […]

Sympathy (2007)

I want to start with a disclaimer before we get into things. Sympathy is not going to be for all audiences. It is a very low budget movie, and it shows. If you’re looking for a glossy Hollywood thriller, with cookie cutter characters, and a nauseatingly happy ending, you’re going to want to put this […]

Stoic (2009)

After a game of poker takes a turn for the dark side, three inmates find themselves trying to cover up the brutal beating and torture of the fourth inmate in their cell. Stoic, starring Edward Furlong, Shaun Sipos, Sam Levinson, and Steffen Mennekes leads you through the horrible acts, using flashbacks and interview style Q&A […]

Lost Signal (2007)

Dead of winter, also known as Lost Signal, follows Santos and McCoy, a young couple who are unknowingly slipped a high dosage of LSD at a New Years Eve party. As the drugs start to take effect, and the couple leaves the party, they start to become paranoid that someone is out to get them. […]

The Human Centipede(First Sequence)

It’s very rare for me to sit in awe of a film after the credits roll. I see some decent movies from time to time, but most of the time it’s the same old thing, just rehashed in a competent way. It’s been a good while since I just thought “Wow” after the film was […]

Remakeapalooza: Children Of The Corn (2009)

I’m not going to waste time on plot synopsis, as it’s a remake of a classic, and we’re all familiar with the story. 2009’s Children Of The Corn is a shitty remake, of the shitty cult classic from 1984. Much like Wes Craven’s original The Hills Have Eyes, I’m not sure how the original achieved […]

Peacock (2010)

Peacock is a very interesting, and original film. It tells the story of a small town bank clerk named John Skillpa, who has a very big secret. Little do his fellow towns people know that John also has a split personality, that happens to be a female. This causes him to dress as a woman […]

Pandorum (2009)

Pandorum stars Dennis Quaid, and Ben Foster as Lt. Payton, and Cpl. Bower. A member of a flight crew aboard the ship Elysium, a ship carrying 60,000 people sent desperately from the now overpopulated earth in order to find a new planet to inhabit. Bower, and Payton wake up from hypersleep suffering from severe memory […]

Dead Air (2009)

Dead Air is a hard movie for me to score. Some aspects of it, to me are amazing, while some(the entire zombie plot) are a little underwhelming. Dead Air stars Bill Moseley as Logan, a late night shock jock who spends his time berating his callers. Much like “Pontypool” something has happened outside of the […]

A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

I may have made a mistake. I recently bought the Nightmare on Elm Street blu ray, so I decided to watch it before the wife and I left for the midnight screening of Platinum Dunes “re-imagining” of said title. This means I was in uber-critic mode. Not only that, but I also watched the “Never […]

SyFy’s Mothman

Yes you read the title correct I am in fact reviewing a SyFy original film. Mothman is very loosely based on the crypto we all have heard of by this point of our lives. Loosely as its based in point pleasant and the killer is the mothman other than that the story is basically throw […]

Pig

Adam Mason’s “Pig” premiered free to all tonight, on bloody-disgusting, dreadcentral, and Twitchfilm. Mason was responsible for the mind-fuck of a film “The Devil’s Chair.” as well as “Blood River.” To call this a film would be liberal usage of the word. It’s more of an experiment in the technical side of film making. There […]

Nine Dead

Going in to Nine Dead(2010) I had next to no information about the film. I knew it featured Melissa Joan Hart, which, let’s face it, is the queen of the curvy women for my generation. And I saw that it had a 4 star rating on Netflix. Now, if you’re familiar with Netflix, you know […]

The Reeds

The Reed’s tells the story of six friends who plan a weekend boating trip through the Norfolk Broads but soon find themselves caught in the middle of the struggle between an old man and the very teenage life’s he took many years ago. The spirits of the murdered teen’s now haunt the old man and […]

Repo Men (2010)

One trip to IMDB would clue you in on a little controversy over the film Repo Men. Despite beginning it’s early writing stages in 2003, people seem to think that it’s a “Rip off” of a film titled “Repo! The Genetic Opera.” Personally, I never got around to seeing that film, so I thought I […]

June 9

June 9 follows Derek boggman and his four friends, who during their summer vacation decide to make a video of their pranks, and trips into a neighboring town, Boston Mills, that’s surrounded by many dark legends and has been dubbed the nickname hell town. Showing footage of their various activities leading up the day in […]

Lake Mungo

Lake Mungo tells the tragic story of sixteen year old Alice Palmer, who drowned while swimming in the town’s local dam. What seemed like an open and shut case of accidental death, would soon be turned upside down with the start of strange events within her home. Revealing a girl who kept many shocking secrets […]

Splinter

Splinter was one of the biggest surprises for me in 2009. After a very limited theatrical run in late 2008, it was finally released on DVD in April of 2009. Splinter is one of those movies that was never given a fare shake. It’s technically a straight to video movie, but it was better than […]