“3D Nurse-Monster Cleavage Makes Me Moist” OR “Silent Hill: Revelation 3D”

“3D Nurse-Monster Cleavage Makes Me Moist” OR “Silent Hill: Revelation 3D”

DISCLAIMER:  The Following Information Is for Entertainment Purposes Only. 100% Medically (and Factually) Inaccurate, (contrary to what the Centipede told you).

Greetings True Believers!

I haven’t been this pleasantly surprised since that time I woke up on a snow-bank, nuzzled comfortably between your Mom and that Yeti… twice.

I will start out by shamefully admitting that I have not played any of the Silent Hill games. However, I know that Konami (the dudes that made Contra) is/are awesome and anything they’re involved in/with has my seal of approval. I know they were HEAVILY involved with the making of the first film that came out in ’06.

So, in relation to the first film, I think Revelation has equal or greater value. It works well as a stand-alone film and as a sequel. It gives enough of the back-story of Pt. 1 to bring you to speed or remind you of what you saw before without replaying the whole friggin’ parade. We like this…

Now, I won’t go into the plot details because I hate spoilers (plus you can find them online anyway/where) but I will tell you that the story answers many/any questions you may have lingering from the first film and/but leaves an opening for another possible sequel without making you want to cry out for God/Satan/Ceiling-Cat/Deity of your choice. We also like this.

SEQUEL?!?!?!?!?!?

I am happy to report that most of the Cast (the people who play in the damn movie) from the original film have returned for this flick.

Sean Bean returns as Chris Da Silva…

 

Radha Mitchell as Rose Da Silva…

…Not for me…

Deborah Kara Unger as Dahlia Gillespie…

Beware the horrors of Over-Plastic-Surgery-Ization!!!…

The actress portraying Sharon Da Silva / Alessa / JoMama has been changed from Jodelle Ferland to Adelaide Clemens. We are indifferent about this…

Hhmmmm………

Some characters included in this film happen to be some of my favorites. These include but are not limited to:

Trinity as Claudia Wolf

Dr. Loomis as Leonard Wolf

The Uber-Creepy surroundings are present in this film, much as in the first. The music and ambiance from Creepy-Town have also returned, along with the Horn of Gondor.

Aside from a few cliche 3D blades in your face moments, the cinematography/3D type stuff is somewhat conservative and actually a nice exercise in depth of field. The Ash-Flakes feel very natural and seem to want to land on your nose. We like this.

And did I mention that 3D Nurse-Monster Boobie-Cleavage is nice?!

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard…

And they’re like, “Its better than yours”

Damn right its better than yours! I can teach you, but I have to charge…

Don’t judge me Monkey…

So, if you liked the first film at all, go see this one, it’s fun,

for more info on this film, follow the link below:

http://www.silenthill3d.com/#/home/amusement

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About Frank Browning

Born and raised in southern West Virginia, Frank Browning's passion for art developed at a very young age.. He would spend time recreating his favorite images from his beloved Marvel comic books while "Empire Strikes Back" played in the background. He continued to develop his talent throughout high school, then took that talent to college. He graduated from Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia, with a bachelor's in graphic design. Frank has a broad range of talent and has designed for the likes of Spencer's, Hot Topic, FYE, HBO, Capcom, Epic Games, DC, Warner Brothers, and Jim Hensen Company, to name a few. Many of his designs can still be found in Spencer's stores today. Frank currently works for the West Virginia Department of Education and enjoys doing freelance design projects. He loves all things horror, Star Wars, and Marvel, but his favorite thing is spending time with his wife and 5 month old son.
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